The Countess Bathoria Christmas Interview 2004
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Scraps:    What are your favorite Christmas movies?
Countess: Christmas Evil and Tim Burton’s The Nightmare Before Christmas.

Scraps:    Any songs get you in the Christmas spirit?
Countess: I like anything by the Jingle Cats.

Scraps:    Do you shop early, or enjoy the last minute rush?
Countess: Not that I enjoy it much, but I usually join the hustle and bustle of the last minute rush.

Scraps:    Do you cook at home for your family and friends, or prefer to have other people do the work?
Countess: Is this a trick question? Although I do have a flare for cooking I mostly enjoy when others do all of the work for me.

Scraps:    What’s your favorite all-time Christmas food?
Countess: Honey-glazed elf with spiced apple and cider sauce has always been a Christmas tradition at my house.

Scraps:    What one gift are you really hoping for this year? Anything you love to give out to your friends and family?
Countess: I was really hoping for a 1959 Cadillac hearse this year. As for gift giving, I try to keep it to a minimal and be creative and thoughtful with my choices. Last year I gave out emergency rape kits and voodoo dolls to a couple of my friends and gift certificates to family members.

Scraps:    Working on any projects right now that the BumsCorner community should know about?
Countess: I just finished working on 2 films, one entitled 'Purple Glow' which is an SVBI production and the other is called ‘Random’ from Kitchen Session Films…both are in post-production.  I am also in pre production with ‘Countess Bathoria’s Graveyard Picture Show’ (Robomonkey Productions), ‘Tender flesh For The Zombie Goddess’ (KillerBGirls Films) and ‘She Demons Of The Black Sun’ (SVBI Films). There has also been some talk of a reality T.V. show but it’s a bit too early to speak of details.


Scraps:    Snow...makes the season bright, or cold, wet white evil?
Countess: Wet white evil with the occasional splatter of crimson red blood.

Scraps:    Christmas Carols...get you in the holiday spirit, or more like chewing on aluminum foil?
Countess: It usually depends on how lusciously plump the carolers are. If they’re lucky I may invite them in for a little Christmas dinner.

Scraps:    Have you been naughty this year, or nice? <it’s okay to bluff, we don’t have the “List” like Santa>
Countess: Well, as you’ve probably already guessed……very naughty!!!
My wicked and mischievous ways never cease to amaze Santa but fortunately for me he is a kind and jolly old bugger who tends to cut me some slack now and again.

Scraps:    Have anything nice to say about Rufus and Scraps, the Head Bums of BumsCorner?
Countess: Keep being the movie loving bums that you are and have a wonderfully dark and joyous Christmas.